My News
Hi. I'm Elliott Haydn Geoffrey Hall. Welcome to my website. You can find out all about what I've been up to by visiting here regularly.
Monday 13th October
Mummy went to a place called work today. She was gone all day. I went to school all day too and I reckon I had more fun than Mummy. I got a brilliant report - they say I'm a model baby and a pleasure to have at nursery. Mummy - do they say that about you at work too?
Sunday 12th October
I've had a lovely weekend. I went to visit Nanny, Gramps, Essie and GG. I showed them how I can almost do the thing they call 'crawling'. I can kneel
on my knees and my hands and I like rocking, lurching an inch forward and planting my face in the carpet. Can't quite work out what to do next yet but it's fun trying.
Sunday 5th October
Today, mummy and daddy took me to splish splash. It has been so wet that they could have just held me outside the front door, but this place was warmer and had lots more screaming children.
Saturday 4th October
Got up to go to school, realised it was Saturday, went back to bed.
Tuesday 30th September
We all went for a walk today to see the duckies at the wetlands centre. Even though there were so many of them, I still managed to shout at each and every one. The best place to shout at them is from inside big, smelly places called “hides” as your voice echoes around really well. Why doesn’t everybody do this? It is such fun.
I still can't find any yellow ones. This puzzles me as in the books, toys and on sleeping bags they all are.
I have also added a new word to my vocabulary “BAPAH”. This makes two. I use this word to assert my superiority over any inanimate object that I am holding at the time. I still find “AH” so useful that I didn’t think that I would ever need another, but “BAPAH” sounds so commanding that I shall see if I can use it in other situations. Also, if I say it in a lazy way, it sounds a bit like “mama” which seems to get the parents very excited. “Mama” – stupid word, I’ll never use that.
I have also added a new word to my vocabulary “BAPAH”. This makes two. I use this word to assert my superiority over any inanimate object that I am holding at the time. I still find “AH” so useful that I didn’t think that I would ever need another, but “BAPAH” sounds so commanding that I shall see if I can use it in other situations. Also, if I say it in a lazy way, it sounds a bit like “mama” which seems to get the parents very excited. “Mama” – stupid word, I’ll never use that.
Monday 29th September
Today was my first day at school. Not quite sure what all the fuss was about, it was so much fun! I met lots of other children and played with so many toys that I’ll never need mummy and daddy to buy me another one, ever.
I was a model pupil and I got my first report card. I’m sure that all my future reports will always be this good.
Sunday 28th September
Ok, ok, I know I've disappointed many of you by not writing much recently but I've been sooooo busy you just wouldn't believe it.
I got back from my holidays then went straight up to visit all my lovely grandparents, then last weekend I went to the Abergavenny Food Festival with Mummy, Daddy and Uncle Chris - we stayed at GG's and it was lovely.
This week I've been busy again with splish splash, lunching with my friends, a deer safari and a new baby signing class. Daddy says I'll get some more time this week to fill you in with my adventures, so I promise to write more soon. For now, check out my new pictures in the September gallery.
One last thing - Get Well Soon, Gramps, so you can walk me round the garden again.
Lots of love, Elliott.
I got back from my holidays then went straight up to visit all my lovely grandparents, then last weekend I went to the Abergavenny Food Festival with Mummy, Daddy and Uncle Chris - we stayed at GG's and it was lovely.
This week I've been busy again with splish splash, lunching with my friends, a deer safari and a new baby signing class. Daddy says I'll get some more time this week to fill you in with my adventures, so I promise to write more soon. For now, check out my new pictures in the September gallery.
One last thing - Get Well Soon, Gramps, so you can walk me round the garden again.
Lots of love, Elliott.
SPECIAL REPORT - 12th Sep
Hola Everybody! I must apologise for being away for a while and not updating you with all my news, especially to those of you who didn't know I was in sunnier climes.
It's all been very exciting as I've been on my first ever holidays!!
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I've uploaded some very exciting photos for you and I will write all about my wonderful travels soon. Hasta luego, amigos... |
